Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.

What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.

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It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.

Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them.

I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

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