Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of ...

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

To dance is to live!

Happiness is a sad song.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Never, ever, ever give up.

You can't eat compliments.

My anxieties have anxieties.

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Why me, lord? Don't answer that!

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Happiness is loving your enemies.

Love makes you do strange things.

A watched supper dish never fills!

Nobody remembers who came in second.

Love is a letter on pink stationery.

Cartooning really is just designing.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Never give your heart to a blockhead.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

How can we lose when we're so sincere?

No problem is too big to run away from.

I come from a long line of generations!

All is well... That's my new philosophy.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

I love humanity, it's people I don't like.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

Life is too short not to live it up a little!

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

You can't write a term paper before breakfast.

Little brothers are the buck privates of life!

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

There is no greater burden than great potential.

If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

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