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One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!
Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!
Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?
Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.
If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.
A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!
What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.
One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration.
Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!
Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.
Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?
That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!
I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!
See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know?
I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!
What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!
I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon?
There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.
What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil... Gee... It's got teeth marks all over it... She nibbles her pencil... She's human!
Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.