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'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed
Josie Long / Comedian
Couple
Mum
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I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise how fun it is to make people laugh.
Josie Long / Comedian
Fun
Laughing
People
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Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere.
Josie Long / Comedian
Jokes
Path
Surprise
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The trouble with stand-up is it sort of is you and yet it isn't you and it's incredibly hard not to take everything said about you personally. I would never Google my own name; I don't want to hear people being mean about me.
Josie Long / Comedian
Google
Mean
People
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