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If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now
I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.
Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!
Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.
There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.
Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.
In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.
The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.
When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work.
Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.
Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
You're best when you're not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.
With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.
You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian
You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.
I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.
Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor.
I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.
I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.