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  • 1947 - 1987
  • 14 quotes

Ronnie Shakes (1947 - 1987), is quoted 14 times on QuoteForever. The subjects that come up most often are Funny, Thinking, Sex and Aging.

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I like life. It's something to do.

Where there's a will there's a dead person.

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference?

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'

Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, "Honey, I don't get paid for sex." She said, "This is hush money."

As a teenager I just wanted to fit in, just to be one of the boys. It was tough. I went to an all black school. I went so far as to have them print my negative in the yearbook. I think it was the black teeth that gave me away.

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