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Hurry up and learn patience.
There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.