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Every man gets an opportunity once in a lifetime.
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
We do more talking progress than we do progressing.
Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.
Americans will feed anyone that's not close to them.
It's great to be great, but its greater to be human.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
The Schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The self persists like a dying star, In sleep, afraid.
If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.
I am always going to do my best, no matter where I am.
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.
Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.
If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat.
Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.
I belong to no organized political body. I am a Democrat.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Foreign relations is an open book-- generally a checkbook.
Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing.
The trouble with land is that they're not making it anymore.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.
A fanatic is always the fellow that is on the opposite side.
Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.
The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.