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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it
It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.
You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.
There is nothing fairer than workmen having unions of their mutual benefit.
It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.
America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.
This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Local conservation programs can help our communities shape thoughtful growth.
I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.
There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.
Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement.