In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat.

It looks easy, like surfing, but surfing is hard too.

I gain weight and lose it again in inevitable cycles.

I am a free man. I feel at home everywhere in Europe.

I have always been interested in the concept of ruin.

It was great working with Kevin Smith - just a dream.

Comic-strip stuff isn't really my cup of tea, really.

I've always been resistant to parties and schmoozing.

Men often still expect women to be under their thumb.

Death ends a life. But it doesn't end a relationship.

Neckties satisfy modern man's desire to dress in art.

I actually pray everyday, but I don't believe in God.

I stayed close to my family. My family never changed.

I have a lot of great distractions outside of acting.

Actors are rogues and vagabonds. Or they ought to be.

Wyoming is good, but Montana is like heaven on earth.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

I started making music for myself when I was sixteen.

I learned that coming out was crucial to self-esteem.

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

I feel as if you're saying that DJ is not a real job.

Ask Mother for advice on breaking into show business.

I keep trying to define poetry, but its so difficult.

Women -- a mistake, or did He do it to us on purpose?

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

My only emotion is gratitude, literally, for my life.

There is no buzz like performing for a live audience.

I do small things. I try to do good things every day.

Doing Shakespeare certainly makes you a better actor.

You have to be very careful when you let someone win.

I have a fairly adequate knowledge of Satanic forces.

I don't go on vacation. I don't really need vacation.

My favorite role ever was Alien in 'Spring Breakers'.

One thing I love is to do children's hospital visits.

Love your parents, but don't have them as your mates.

I'm not a big fan of patterns. I like the unexpected.

Being a leading man can come in many different forms.

Very few movies I've done I regret being involved in.

My sense of humor lies a little closer to the middle.

It's very difficult to pretend you're throwing a car.

So many young pets burn out in Hollywood, it's crazy.

I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet.

An award doesn't necessarily make you a better actor.

You know I don't like to talk about my personal life.

The movie feels to me like a real work of lovely art.

It's just certain people that I get the giggles with.

His hooves pound the beat, your heart sings the song.

Compassion is the currency that leads to true wealth.

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