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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
I feel bad for my parents for having to raise me. I was crazy.
Vanity from Wigs By Vanity have the best wigs in the business.
I had the privilege of having two sets of loving grandparents.
There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.
I go to McDonald's at least once a week. I always get a No. 2.
Most people simply don't view going to meetings as doing work.
I have real strong feelings about our troops and support them.
I would rather have one minute at this age than a month at 21.
I love to evoke the bones and meat and thoughts of characters.
I was built for the long run, not for the short dash, I guess.
I believe that when things happen, they happen with a purpose.
I think the acting satisfies the need and desire for approval.
The only way to get a serious message across is through comedy
Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment
Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter
I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
Thank you, Hollywood, for allowing me to be part of your group.
I've grown so much, not just as an actor, but as a human being.
I don't understand why every guy is not a romantic. I enjoy it.
I don't consider myself a celebrity. That would be kind of sad.
Have dreams/goals and never quit working toward achieving them.
It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
There were definitely times when I regretted ever being Batman.
You'd be surprised how difficult it is relinquish a cell phone.
I had to bring myself back down to being a normal person again.
I applied to American Repertory School up at Harvard at got in.
I have been blessed with working with the best in the business.
Almost everybody that's well-known gets tagged with a nickname.
There's plenty of money to be had. But you also lose your soul.
Performing a one-man Macbeth feels like the greatest challenge.
It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.
If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.
I'd never worked with an actor-director before [Warren Beatty].
It was really weird when I heard my voice coming out of a fish.
You have to see through one's faults before you see their need.
This is a musical, ma'am. If there's no gay, there's a problem.
Who is going to believe a con artist? Everyone, if she is good.
Set your heights more than what you see around you, see beyond.
I don't like freeloaders; I don't like people who are negative.
A true friend is someone who says nice things behind your back.
Success is boring... failure is exciting and more entertaining.
It's your own fear of failure that stops you from doing things.
Drama school, you know, I own an acting school, Actor Prepares.
I don't know what my life needs but I know I need some balance.
I think bitcoins are obviously becoming more and more relevant.