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I would like to be Jupiter, and lie down in the firmament and make love to everybody.
It greatly upsets me when I'm called a journalistic toad - I mean, I am a journalist!
It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
I was a class clown. I realized early on feeling very comfortable in front of people.
If you put 20 cents in me and ask me to talk about South Sydney, I'll play all night.
I wore glasses my whole life, but then I got Lasik eyeball surgery, and I fixed that.
I had to keep reminding myself in 'Blue Valentine' that I was actually making a film.
I was a big 'Battlestar Galactica' fan and 'Star Trek' fan. I grew up watching those.
When you're in trouble, all you need is your bank card and passport, and you're fine.
What I do believe is theatre is a medium with a peculiar ability to air vital issues.
Just because my dad is Clint Eastwood doesn't mean I don't have to work for a living.
David Ayer is one of the best directors I've ever worked with. He's a true man's man.
I am an old school sort of syndicated cartoon watcher. I'm a big fan of Voltron, too.
I hope people remember me for the kind of person that I am, not because of what I do.
I can honestly say that I am open to love in any way. I guess that makes me bisexual.
I've always been a huge fan of apologetics. C.S. Lewis is one of my favorite authors.
I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.
I was trained as a dramatic actor. I'm really excited to do some more dramatic stuff.
If it weren't for the Japanese and the Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies.
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?
I can watch anything from 1970s West Coast rock to 1990s electro-funk - I don't care.
Dialect or the speech of the people is capable of expressing whatever the people are.
You never know who's going to become your friend. Friends are always chance meetings.
The problem in our community is not the women - I mean, they've done all they can do.
From the time I was taught how to drive, I was taught how to behave when I'm stopped.
All I ever wanted to do was be on Broadway. I mean, remember, I grew up in a trailer.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
I'm not a human being. I'm despicable and disgusting - but that's where the money is.
Mirabelle is attractive; it's just that she is never the first or second girl chosen.
They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.
When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.
If you work in Chicago in the improv scene, anyone is happy for you if you get a job.
Based on the name value I had, I went to L.A. and got involved in independent movies.
You have to be really loyal to the people that supported you when you were coming up.
Boxing is sort of an inevitability. We know they are going to be pounding each other.
If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.
In the end, I need to be fulfilled in my work - that's more important than the money.
A lot of newspapers say Terence Stamp is playing himself and we're as bored as he is.
If you going to live by a certain code - as Bob Dylan said, you gotta serve somebody.
I definitely try to profile people at the grocery store based on what they're buying.
I've always said that 'Dharma and Greg' is 'Romeo and Juliet' meets 'The Odd Couple.'
I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween.
I was young enough to certainly realize the excitement of how popular 'Seinfeld' was.
Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...
There's no wrong move on stage. You can do no wrong if you just trust your instincts.
Will Smith is the biggest movie star I've ever met, and he couldn't be more gracious.
I really think that reading a whole script is kind of prying and neurotic, don't you?