I remember playing 'Mortal Kombat' when I was a kid and the other 'Tekken'-style games.

A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults

But every age deserves its fashion and its forms, and no one can control what survives.

Uncovering your real desires can be terrifying. It can also set you spectacularly free.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.

An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

You cannot have a theory without principles. Principles is another name for prejudices.

Once you've put one of his [Henry James] books down, you simply can't pick it up again.

You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.

There is nothing but that frail breastwork of earth between the people and destruction.

Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.

Ninety percent of the success of any product or service is its promotion and marketing.

Truth is truth. If you hurt someone, you hurt self. If you help someone, you help self.

I'd like to help repair the earth's ecosystems, and to fully live until I'm fully dead.

You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.

Where you have been is not nearly as important as where you are and where you're going.

Experience teaches us that we do not always receive the blessings we ask for in prayer.

If you want to be your own master ... always be surprised by evil; never anticipate it.

Be truthful... and pay attention. I would also recommend the avoidance of credit cards.

To not forgive is to drink a little poison each day and expect the other person to die.

It is a marvellous thing to be physically a woman if only to know the marvels of a man.

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.

Everything in America is so uniform. In Russia, everywhere you go is completely insane.

Those who deceive others, deceive themselves, as they will find at last, to their cost.

So great was the extremity of his pain and anguish, that he did not only sigh but roar.

Did I just kill someone?" "You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense.

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.

What if you woke up this morning and had only the things you thanked God for yesterday?

All of my books began as sermons, so really the heart of the message is still the same.

True success and true happiness not only go together but each other enhances the other.

If you're going to live, leave a legacy. Make a mark on the world that can't be erased.

My son is the best thing that ever happened to me. And through me - to a lot of people.

The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story.

Tragedy, no matter how sad, becomes boring to those not caught in its addictive caress.

Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks

Good things, by their nature, are fleeting. It’s those that bring us grief that linger.

Had pretended to be Abbadon of the Dark, when always he had been working for the Light.

Pretend long enough that you belong, and eventually even you will believe it." - Gallen

We are on the planet to... wrap our consciousness around the divine treasure within us.

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