You got to look on the bright side, even if there ain't one.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

There are no shortcuts when it comes to getting out of debt.

Art is like beginning a sentence before you know its ending.

Tolerance for uncertainty is the prerequisite to succeeding.

Every moment of your life is either a test or a celebration.

We can embrace change by knowing we serve an unchanging God.

Little less than a promise, and a little more than a chance.

Let's face it - with a few exceptions, nobody likes anybody.

Athlete or not, I’m going to make sure you know how to read.

The most successful people in life have the best information

Without trust, there can be no tranquil resting of the mind.

We wasn't born to be all the time scared, we was born happy.

You won't find the truth of life in morbidity, only in hope.

Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.

Being paid well for something you love to do - it's a grace.

Without an expectation of success, one is rarely successful.

God gave the Angels wings and humans chocolate. Mrs. Miracle

The hardest memories are the pieces of what might have been.

Everything that happens to us is a reflection of who we are.

Judgment is guilt wearing a moral mask to disguise its pain.

Self-acceptanc e leads to success, not the other way around.

I'm not my thoughts, I'm the thinker who has those thoughts.

Lords of immortality will always fail in the material world.

I think Antony Worrall Thompson is dreadful, just repulsive.

No gift list would be complete without a mention of fitness.

Tell him I hate him to his guts and the marrow of his bones!

Men would eat horse droppings, if ye served them wi' butter.

I watched her face switch among the radio stations of memory

How am I supposed to save the universe with all this noise?!

Spontaneous combustion of grassroots politics is the future.

MSN became a quagmire, partly because of Microsoft's hubris.

THINGS JESUS NEVER SAID: "You should come with me to church.

...a beggar's kingdom is better than a proud man's delusion.

We all know that an angry electorate is a voting electorate.

Pray for healthy loving friendships, and you will have them.

Life is creation - self and circumstances, the raw material.

We are all self-made, but only the successful will admit it.

We've got to be of service first before we can expect money.

Strictly speaking, you don't think: Thinking happens to you.

The moment you realize you are not present, you are present.

Give your fullest attention to whatever the moment presents.

Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.

The plots of God are perfect. The Universe is a plot of God.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Why I oppose the nuclear-arms race: I prefer the human race.

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