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I'm an amazing mama's boy.
Read everything and be kind.
Everyday is an atheist holiday.
Technology adds nothing to art.
Tommy Smothers is a hero of mine.
We celebrities are desperate pigs.
Make deals with people, not paper.
World War II proves there's no God.
Luck is statistics taken personally.
Freedom means the right to be stupid.
Magic should get under people's skins.
I don't like big spiders in the house.
Every poker player is smarter than me.
Fear is the politicians dance partner.
I'm very happy being big and effeminate.
Comedy is taken care of by a free market.
This I believe: I believe there is no God.
Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.
I'm totally clean and sober my whole life.
The fact is that violence gives you a rush.
Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.
The Tea Party claims to want small government.
Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.
All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.
I never really enjoy the thought of fancy dress.
I'm probably a little shyer than people imagine.
I like to eat other people's food in restaurants.
Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.
It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart.
Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.
I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.
Asking someone else to do something immoral is immoral.
In real life, when I can avoid anything stressful, I do.
Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.
In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.
I control the conditions so my testers become my testees.
Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.
How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?
In reality, many people let go of religion later in life.
I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.
A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.
Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.
The medium is not the message - the message is the message.
If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.
Magic is not inherently anything. It is what you sell it as.
Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.
The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.
Showbiz is just there to give people something to talk about.