Governments lie; bankers lie; even auditors sometimes lie: gold tells the truth.

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.

Swedes, we are not - Russians, we do not want to become ... so let us be Finnish.

We know there are a lot of amazing people that work for the FBI as investigators.

I spend most of my evenings grinding into the early morning to my favorite music.

They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why.

COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.

Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.

YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of disease by the patient's pulse and purse.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.

Most gyms now have TVs. You can prop up reading material on the cardio equipment.

Who's, like, inherited a lot of money that has gone on to do things in our lives?

I think a lot of people would rather have more control over their life than less.

I just love my age. I really do. I feel like once I hit 40, I felt free to be me.

The voluntary captive The speechless the prisoner Which I hide in my very depths.

You know, one of the tragedies of real life is that there is no background music.

We're all strange inside. We learn how to disguise our differences as we grow up.

New Agers have always told us that we create our own realities. Mind over matter.

Don't forget until too late that the business of life is not business but living.

Companies are accustomed to dismissing employees for misuse of computers at work.

That's the reason I left the networks. I wanted to write and report and coanchor.

Who cares if a movie star has an opinion unless the person is very well informed?

Everything at a NASCAR event carries a corporate logo except the lavatory stalls.

The cyborg is now the ideal to which all our most advanced technology is tending.

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

It's easy to get distracted by the vaudevillian aspects of the healthcare debate.

If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.

There's nothing worse than getting on a crowded subway on, like, a 90-degree day.

I've been underweight my entire life but not so much that I didn't get my period.

I spent my summers as a kid in an upstate New York hippie town called Saugerties.

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.

It's that enthusiasm, that passion for what you're doing, that is most important.

Because I am foreign I was assigned to the foreign desk. I kid you not, its true.

Voters definitely believe Washington is corrupt - but most think it's bipartisan.

For me, the American promise isn't just an idea or a theory - it's my life story.

The reelection of Bill Clinton is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide.

If you want to keep the relationships you have, it's best not to talk about them.

When a man is tired of New York he is tired of work. And thought. And cheesecake.

We are a country of laws. When you take that away, the consequences are enormous.

World War II provides a string of celebrated cases of deception and manipulation.

It is not easy to stop brown envelope because journalists are part of the society

I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.

Any chief executive who hires a consultant to give them strategy should be fired.

I wish we had more [Dwight] Eisenhower Republicans in this [Donald]Trump cabinet.

Soccer is a feast for the eyes that watch it and a joy for the body that plays it

Tuberculosis, starvation, fatigue, and there are many who have no desire to live.

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