EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.

DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.

CONSOLATION, n. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.

In the meantime, it just makes it a little harder to smile. But so does the world.

The tar sands has changed Canada in the same way the fur trade has changed Canada.

All the travelin I ever done is going around the coffeepot looking for the handle.

Some caregivers want to reciprocate the care they themselves received as children.

The be-all and end-all of life should not be to get rich, but to enrich the world.

it's perfectly possible to hate one's fat and to love one's body at the same time.

I regret not having more children. I would have loved to have had a bigger family.

Privacy and encryption work, but it's too easy to make a mistake that exposes you.

Success takes the courage to know who you really are and be comfortable with that.

There's nothing more riveting than a contractually obligated 'Housewife' sit-down.

We apologize for the fact that the cartoons undeniably have offended many Muslims.

We need Hollywood to make movies and television shows about sexy female engineers.

[Donald] Trump seems to be begging for a fight or is it begging for a distraction?

People do forget there is still a lot of nostalgia in Russia for the Soviet Union.

If I didn't have a front-row seat on history, it was at least a seat on the aisle.

That's where I want to be. Do your dream job and stay in Atlanta. Check and check!

Aside from Donald Trump, the Clintons are the best for ratings and click-throughs.

Times change. Every generation has a new set of problems. Human nature is unmoved.

Meet the Press is the oldest and most treasured public affairs show on television.

I actually do think the history is so epic that it actually kind of writes itself.

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.

I've been blessed, acne never knocked on my door. I think I look pretty darn good.

The world is grand, awfully big and astonishingly beautiful, frequently thrilling.

I feel like, I mean, there's no new wheel, you know. A newsmagazine is what it is.

Brotherhood is not so wild a dream as those, who profit by postponing it, pretend.

Men want power in order to do something. Boys want power in order to be something.

Change means that what was before wasn't perfect. People want things to be better.

In Beijing, we talk about air purifiers the way that teenage boys talk about cars.

To Confucius, harmony was consensus, not conformity. It required loyal opposition.

As a farmer, you learn quick: You don't get anything that you don't work hard for.

The State, in short, subjects people, whereas Society associates them voluntarily.

I'm not tough. I'm just not a retiring violet when it comes to airing my opinions.

Pudding is my favourite part of any meal and I always have one if I can manage it.

When I started in news on the 'Six O'Clock,' I was 36 and felt very inexperienced.

Being a professional ... is making fewer mistakes than others, as few as possible.

The style of studied nonchalance is the psychological triumph of grace over order.

Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our journeys.

The idea of imposing universal peace on the world by force is a barbarian fantasy.

The women of Afghanistan have a voice, and it needs to be heard and not forgotten.

I think that sometimes people are frightened to take the risk of entrepreneurship.

American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it.

If women could sleep their way to the top, there'd be a lot more women at the top.

It's a fundamental human right to decide to have children or not to have children.

All those chemicals that create empathy only work when you are in a room together.

Do women compete for the favours of men? Yes. They've spent 5,000 years competing.

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