Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
All progress depends upon the unreasonable person.
A learned man is an idler who kills time by study.
The quality of a play is the quality of its ideas.
The ideal love affair should be conducted by post.
I'm dancing to the music of the madness inside me.
In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.
They spend their time looking forward to the past.
Royalty is the gold filling in a mouthful of decay
All right, then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.
Each play I write has its own unique origin story.
One easily bears moral reproof, but never mockery.
I will not leave you until I have seen you hanged.
Nobody bores any man as much as an unhappy female.
To be one's own master is to be the slave of self.
To be married is to be neither alone nor together.
Adulthood does not exist. Man is an eternal child.
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun.
Ideas emerge from plays, not the other way around.
the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop
The truth is what I cherish and that's my strength
Isn't it the sweetest mockery to mock our enemies?
There is no such thing as the old age of the wise.
It is worth while dying, to find out what life is.
Men live by forgetting and woman live on memories.
People find a way in which they can say something.
I'm not ashamed of being American; I'm very proud.
I love reading; it's a great way to avoid writing.
I'm not religious, but I like God and he likes me.
In some ways [the Internet]'s definitely an enemy.
Dullness is the first requisite of a good husband.
Only mediocre people are at the best all the time.
Work is a way of shutting out ambiguous sentiment.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
'Tender' is my most strongly autobiographical play.
Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
Lies like that are not a sin, they are a sacrifice.
The only thing to know is how to use your neurosis.
...an everlasting funeral marches round your heart.
You are responsible for the world that you live in.
Neither do thou lust after that tawny weed tobacco.
Yellow Face marks my summation of multiculturalism.
There's a reason why the form was originally silent
Everyone needs money. That's why they call it money
Auschwitz is a place in which tragedy cannot occur.
The truth has got to appear plausible on the stage.
Art and order, the relatives that refuse to relate.
stop fixing your bodies and start fixing the world!
Dance has a transformative effect on bodily trauma.