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They all have in common that they are bacteria caused by bowel and feces.
The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one.
You can't hate anybody till you hate yourself and you can't love anybody till you love yourself.
Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.
We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win.
The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring this endeavor will light our bounty and all who serve it, and the glow from that fire can truly light the world.
A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn't feel so great about ourselves, and we didn't know how to do anything about that, so we sought external approval.