“ I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim. Alonzo Bodden Comedian
“ Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears. Alonzo Bodden Comedian
“ I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5. Amy Schumer Stand-Up Comedian
“ Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it. Ben Stiller Actor
“ An English philosopher said that whatever is cosmic is also comic. Do the best you can and don't take it so seriously. Bernie Glassman Author
“ As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said. Billy Gardell Comedian
“ I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction. Bobby Darin Singer-Songwriter
“ People dressed up like me, at the comic-con in San Antonio. It's very rewarding. Bray Wyatt Professional Wrestler