“ Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer. A. E. Housman Poet
“ If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station. Adam Carolla Comedian
“ When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. Anthony Bourdain Chef
“ I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient. Berkeley Breathed Cartoonist
“ When you're underperforming the index, you go home at night and cry in your beer. It's not fun, but who said this business should be fun. We're too well paid to hang our heads and say boo hoo. Bill Gross Financial Manager
“ Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are! Bill Maher Comedian