“ You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. Yogi Berra Baseball Manager
“ My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Billy Connolly Comedian
“ If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. Woody Allen Film Producer
“ No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. Oscar Wilde Writer
“ I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire." Jeff Foxworthy Comedian