“ What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. Rodney Dangerfield Comedian
“ Expand the definition of 'reading' to include non-fiction, humor, graphic novels, magazines, action adventure, and, yes, even websites. It's the pleasure of reading that counts; the focus will naturally broaden. A boy won't read shark books forever. Jon Scieszka Author
“ Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. William Goldman Novelist
“ RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin. Frankie Boyle Comedian
“ What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series. Dave Barry Author