“ My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? Erma Bombeck Column Author
“ Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar American Humorist
“ I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate. Julie Kenner Author
“ My parents were very well-off, but we didn't have a crazy-huge house. We didn't have thousands of workers and staff; it was just my mum doing the majority of the housework. We didn't have nannies. I wasn't brought up in any sort of extravagant way. Petra Stunt Fashion Designer
“ There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. Quentin Crisp Writer