“ [If] you are ready enough to pull my knitting to pieces, but provide none of your own, the only sock is a sock in the jaw! J. R. Ackerley Writer
“ My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. Alicia Silverstone Actress
“ Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call. Dr. Seuss Writer
“ If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you. Marianne Williamson Author
“ My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby. Anthony Jeselnik Comedian