“ The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty. Martin Millar Writer
“ Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist. Martin Millar Writer
“ I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something. Martin Millar Writer
“ I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. Bill Maher Comedian
“ One of the things is that in times of severe disorder, you can't worry about the dead, only the living. Darren Shan Author
“ My disorder has been attended with several symptoms of a consumption; and I have been at times apprehensive that my great change was at hand: yet blessed be God, I have never been affrighted; but, on the contrary, at times much delighted with a view of its approach. David Brainerd Missionary
“ The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo that hated school. I'm sure now there'd be a disorder for it, but I was just an oddball. Eugene Mirman Comedian