“ Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. John Dobbin
“ You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself. John Dobbin
“ Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises. John Dobbin
“ When email and the Internet came along, I never publish an email address. I just stuck with this P.O. Box address. Adrian Tomine Illustrator
“ I have given money to the Obama campaign online and now they bombard me with emails every day. Why did I do that online? Why didn't I just walk into an office? Anne Heche Actress
“ Before checking that last email before you go to bed, say to yourself, No, I am important. This is important. My body is more important. Arianna Huffington Author
“ Nothing makes me crazier than the "you gave us Trump" argument based on Hillary Clinton's emails. I didn't set up the private server. I didn't advise her to be decidedly cryptic about the whole thing. I didn't tell the FBI to investigate. Christopher Michael Cillizza Reporter
“ Develop a mailing list... anyone who comes through your studio or meets you at art shows or anywhere. It's the power of permission-based marketing. Email your latest work to the list, every month. Cory Trepanier Filmmaker
“ Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery! Craig Ferguson Talk Show Host