“ I have very strong views on TV. There's no diversity, there's no choice. Things are decided by committee. John Lloyd
“ You can't predict anything. How can you be certain about anything when everything is chaos and we're not in control? John Lloyd
“ The critics had an image of me, and they wouldn't accept any other... I was a cartoon character. A joke. Ann-Margret Actress
“ I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do it. But whatever the joke needs at that particular time, is where I'm dedicated to. I'm not into beating somebody down and beating myself up. I don't do insults and things like that. I don't do it - I'm a storyteller. Bernie Mac Stand-Up Comedian
“ When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke. Brian P. Cleary Poet
“ I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell Comedian
“ When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke. David Byrne Musician
“ Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. George Orwell Novelist