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A symphony is no joke.
Housekeeping ain't no joke.
That L.A. traffic is no joke.
A joke's a very serious thing.
I never told a joke in my life.
The gods too are fond of a joke.
A rich man's joke is always funny.
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
The joke is mightier than the sword.
I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
I cracked one joke and I was the 'Funkasaurus.'
Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
You can laugh at anything. It depends on the joke.
I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
I used to have this joke: 'Every hallway is a runway.'
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious.
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
People thought we were a joke because we got noticed so fast.
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.
Rapping was a joke, but the music helped me break out of my shell.
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke.
I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.
The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke.
See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy.
I think Noah Hawley's writing is hilarious, and I love a good dark joke.
If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.
You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.
A joke bombing on stage doesn't bother me, especially if it's intended to bomb.
Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.
A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful.
My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?