“ I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. Milton Berle Comedian
“ Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters. Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
“ A man nearly sixty is just as ready to suppose himself fascinating as a man of twenty. Amelia Barr Novelist
“ After twenty years and thirty stories, thirteen pieces were finally selected and the collection was born. So far, the blurbs from [authors] Maxine Hong Kingston, Gish Jen, Robert Olen Butler, Oscar Hijuelos and others, have been most encouraging. Andrew Lam Writer
“ Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time. Andy Rooney Writer