“ If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party. Ron White Stand-Up Comedian
“ All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Casey Stengel Baseball Manager
“ Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. Andy Borowitz Writer
“ I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning Comedian
“ There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin Actor