“ Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry Author
“ New Rule: Someone has to tell Francesco Schettino that embracing a callous policy of "every man for himself" doesn't make you a sea captain. It makes you the Republican nominee. Bill Maher Comedian
“ The captain of a ship is not chosen from those of the passengers who comes from the best family. Blaise Pascal Mathematician
“ Now, let's see how you fare against the Flying Dutchman and her vile captain, Davy Jones! Davy Jones Actor
“ I always say the time to worry about flying is when you're on the ground. If you don't trust the captain, don't go. Denzel Washington Actor
“ What would you do if your country's welfare depended on labor? When a ship is in a storm it requires one captain. Fritz Sauckel German Politician
“ Seeing him like this, dressed just for her in so patent a manner, she could not hold back the fiery blush that rose to her face. She was embarrassed when she greeted him, and he was more embarrassed by her embarrassment. The knowledge that they were behaving as if they were sweethearts was even more embarrassing, and the knowledge that they were both embarrassed embarrassed them so much that Captain Samaritano noticed it with a tremor of compassion. Gabriel Garcia Marquez Novelist