“ Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers Actor
“ I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. Michael J. Fox Actor
“ I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. Rodney Dangerfield Comedian