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• Henry Ford

  Industrialist

  Thursday, Jul 30, 1863
  Monday, Apr 07, 1947

• Donald Trump

  45Th President Of The United States

  Friday, Jun 14, 1946
  

• Michael Jordan

  Basketball Player

  Sunday, Feb 17, 1963
  

• Les Brown

  Author

  Saturday, Feb 17, 1945
  

• Wayne Dyer

  Author

  Friday, May 10, 1940
  Saturday, Aug 29, 2015

• Dolly Parton

  Singer-Songwriter

  Saturday, Jan 19, 1946
  

• H. L. Mencken

  Journalist

  Sunday, Sep 12, 1880
  Sunday, Jan 29, 1956

• Theodore Roosevelt

  26Th U.s. President

  Wednesday, Oct 27, 1858
  Monday, Jan 06, 1919

• Deepak Chopra

  Author

  Wednesday, Oct 22, 1947
  

• Leonardo Da Vinci

  Painter

  Thursday, Apr 15, 1452
  Friday, May 02, 1519

• Pope John Paul Ii

  Priest

  Tuesday, May 18, 1920
  Saturday, Apr 02, 2005

• Oscar Wilde

  Writer

  Monday, Oct 16, 1854
  Friday, Nov 30, 1900

• Oprah Winfrey

  Media Proprietor

  Friday, Jan 29, 1954
  

• Yogi Berra

  Baseball Manager

  Tuesday, May 12, 1925
  Tuesday, Sep 22, 2015

• Rodney Dangerfield

  Comedian

  Tuesday, Nov 22, 1921
  Tuesday, Oct 05, 2004