“ It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. Jane Austen Novelist
“ Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong? Jane Austen Novelist
“ I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh. Jane Austen Novelist
“ There are so many people that have come up to me during our shows and tell me: 'The hour that we are watching your show is the hour that my kids are happiest and are smiling, they are laughing,' and that is what I long to do. Miley Cyrus Actress
“ When I started watching Breaking Bad, I binge-watched it. I thought it was so good that I started to cry. It's the only time in my life I've been completely jealous, the only time. I was like, [imitates crying] "I want to do what Bryan Cranston gets to do. I want a part like that." [both laugh] Isn't that pathetic? Geena Davis Actress
“ I am in general a very pessimistic person with an optimistic, day to day take on things. The bare facts of life are utterly terrifying. And yet, one can laugh. Indeed, one has to laugh precisely because of the darkness: the nervous laughter of the trenches. Alain De Botton Writer
“ Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh. Adam Sandler Actor
“ How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing? Al Yankovic Singer-Songwriter