“ Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles. John Wayne Film Actor
“ Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties. George Bernard Shaw Playwright
“ The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. Adam Ferrara Actor
“ Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure. Agnes Repplier Essayist
“ There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that. Alan Thicke Actor
“ The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. Alice Meynell Writer