“ My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing. Candace Bushnell Novelist
“ I am always humbled by the infite ingenuity of the Lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow. E. B. White Writer
“ I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks. Garth Brooks Singer-Songwriter
“ You need to have a home to go back to, whether it's a hotel room or a barn. It's only home when he's there. Genevieve Gorder Designer
“ If Christ can die in a barn, I think the death of a human in a van is not so bad. Jack Kevorkian Pathologist
“ You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn. Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
“ I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person. Larry The Cable Guy Comedian
“ The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central. Lenny Bruce Comedian
“ Our sister Alma was the best hitter in the family. We used to soak corn cobs in water so they wouldnt fly so far when we hit em. Alma was the first to hit one far enough to break a window in the barn. Lloyd Waner Baseball Player