“ Arsenal's never-improving injury list increasingly attracts curiosity rather than sympathy. Pete Gill Drummer
“ Titus Bramble: The only explanation for his existence in the Premiership is that he is already here. Pete Gill Drummer
“ Is it unprecedented for two goalkeepers employed in a match comprising seven goals to be the fixture's most competent protagonists? Pete Gill Drummer
“ Mauricio Pellegrino has the pace of a tricycle with a flat tyre ridden by Luciano Pavarotti, and the turning speed of an oil tanker with its anchor set. Pete Gill Drummer
“ He said something was unique: I like to push the limit to how much air we can put in the football, even go over what they allow you to do, and see if the officials take air out of it. Aaron Rodgers Athlete
“ I used to have a military officer travelling with me at all times with a suitcase - referred to as the nuclear football - in case it had to be used. Al Gore Former Vice President Of The United States
“ Xavier, who looks just like Zeus, not that I have any idea what Zeus looks like. Alan Green Commentator
“ Speed is what makes the Premiership exciting. The millions who would have watched Manchester United and Chelsea would have seen a non-stop game in which the pace was electric even though the first half was a non-event. You could see a better technical game in Spain but for sheer frenetic movement there is nothing that comes close... Pace is more critical in the Premiership than in any other major league and if you don't have pace, you have to compensate with power or ability in the air and since Shevchenko has no power and is not particularly good in the air, he is in trouble. Alan Hansen Soccer Player