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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up.
Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.