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Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe.
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
As much as I would miss my wife if she were to die, I would miss what we are together even more. Our "we-ness," our "us-ness."
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
I am a wife-made man.
Happy wife, happy life.
Take my wife... Please!
Be my wife, all my life.
The wife, or bitter half.
I have to look to my wife.
Wife: a former sweetheart.
My wife's married. I'm not.
My wife has a whim of iron.
My wife gives good headache.
My wife went off with Elvis.
Props is a true thug's wife.
My wife is already in Heaven.
My wife, the star I steer by.
I'm not witch. I'm your wife.
A happy wife is a happy life.
I met my wife in South Dakota.
He was screaming like my wife.
I guess I've got a smart wife.
Like your job. Love your wife.
Good husbands make good wives.
I tell my wife all my secrets.
No wife, no horse, no mustache
I'm not just a cuckolded wife.
I love my wife, I love my kids.
I love being my husband's wife.
My wife watches me like a hawk.
As the husband is, the wife is.
I should now find myself a wife!
He that takes a wife, takes care
The wife is the key of the house.
Bad husbands will make bad wives.
A good husband makes a good wife.
A man's home is his wife's castle.
My wives will be mine in eternity.
A good wife maketh a good husband.
Golf is tougher than my first wife.
My wife does wish I dressed better.
