Success is never final.

Love of action is not industry.

Forget goals. Value the process.

Service is what life is all about.

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

What you earn depends on what you learn.

Success, remember is the reward of toil.

Everything bows to success, even grammar.

Outward success alienates a man from himself.

Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt.

The final act of business judgment is intuitive.

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.

If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

The best way to make children good is to make them happy.

Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.

For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.

Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer!

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you.

If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began: 'The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity,' I would hide my head in a bag. The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.

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