Life is like licking Honey from a Thorn

I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

It's fine to be sexy, but you can be sexy without licking a hammer!

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Racing is licking your opponent's plate clean before starting on your own

Licking your wounds will not stop the bleeding, but applying pressure will.

I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy.

Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.

The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.

We saw a fair bit of video on them towards the back end of the week and we were licking our lips.

You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.

Religion is the finger pointing to God. People are too busy licking the finger to notice where it's pointing.

Writers are always at the edge of the inferno, and the fire is licking at our toes. Luckily, this turns us on!

Writers divide into those who write biting their nails and those who don't. Some writers write licking their finger.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

It almost felt like she was sucking it all out of me, like she sucked on that sticky red lollipop, the one she kept licking as she drove.

Everyone is going to make bogeys and doubles and get bad breaks in bunkers. It's just kind of licking your wounds and taking what it gives you and move on.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys.

There always has to be someone to take the punches. That's how it works. It isn't fair, it isn't right, but that kid licking slop off the floor over there means that we get to eat in peace.

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.

There's nothing, repeat, nothing to be ashamed of when you're going through a depression. If you get help, the chances of your licking it are really good. But, you have to get yourself onto a safe path.

My father was a legendary copywriter. He wrote 'Timex Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking.' He named Earth Day 'Earth Day.' It falls on his birthday, April 22. Earth Day, birthday. So the idea came easily.

If you're fortunate to get a first album that sells 10 million you have nowhere to go but down. I'm just going to be honest and your measuring stick is so high that haters are licking their chops because you can't do nothing but fail.

You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits of various chemicals that are not too good for us. The last thing you really want to see licking at your food while it's on a grill is an actual flame.

Saliva has antibacterial properties. It also has things called nerve growth factor, skin growth factor, histatins which help with wound closure. So when you see an animal licking a wound or even a mom kissing a child's boo-boo, there's some, there's some good science behind why one might do this.

Having an animal that you fix, knowing that you saved its life or you saved a pet - Like on a dog, these little kids will come, and their dog is just ready to die, and you do something, and they leave happy. The kids are happy, and the little puppy is licking your hand. Those are kind of neat feelings.

His eyes glow in the shadows as he slides the soft liquid semen dripping down my thigh in a path leading back into my swollen entry, as if he doesn't want to come out of my body. "Sticky?" he asks in a gruff murmur, bending his head and licking my shoulder as he pushes his semen back inside with one finger.

I started writing 'Leaves Of Grass' when my professional life was falling apart somewhat. I just had a movie implode in pre-production. And so I came back licking my wounds to New York, where I live, and started to write a script about a protagonist for whom the exact same thing happened: His life was falling apart.

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