When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

It was marrying that made women appreciate other women.

No marriage can stand up under the strain of incessant.

Art is a marriage of the conscious and the unconscious.

Nobody, man or woman, has ever wrecked a good marriage.

Marriage isn't a tram. It doesn't have to get anywhere.

Nothing tests a marriage more than insomnia or snoring.

You are the butter to my bread,and the breath to my life

In the course of a marriage, one accommodates the other.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

The ideal mother, like the ideal marriage, is a fiction.

My first marriage was ruined by feminist indoctrination.

One should never know too precisely whom one has married

Marriage and films should be done for the right reasons.

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

A perfect hero is about as boring as a perfect marriage.

To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

I go out with actresses because I'm not apt to marry one.

Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.

'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.

Marriages are not normally made to avoid having children.

And the beauty of a woman, with passing years only grows!

Take each other for better or worse, but not for granted.

Every act of love is a work of peace no matter how small.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Take it from me, marriage isn't a word - it's a sentence.

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.

Life is an opportunity to contribute love in your own way.

A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.

We want a marriage with our customers, not a relationship.

Marriage enlarges the Scene of our Happiness and Miseries.

I love being in a relationship, but marriage isn't for me.

I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.

There is a time for all things - except marriage, my dear.

I'm so in favor of gay marriage that I even married a guy.

Years of love have been forgot, In the hatred of a minute.

Matrimony was probably the first union to defy management.

All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.

You can block a marriage, but you cannot force a marriage.

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