Marriage . . . is not a love affair; it is an ordeal. (92)

I prepare myself for rehearsals like I would for marriage.

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled.

You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.

Love is not something you protect. It’s something you risk.

In Christian marriage, love is not an option. It is a duty.

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

You can't bond with a male until you set your parents free.

The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

In every house of marriage there's room for an interpreter.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

We all marry strangers. All men are strangers to all women.

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.

My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her.

I love the institution of marriage, and I love my marriage.

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

I have a mental age of about 17. Far too young for marriage.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.

The True Measure Of Success is determined by your home life.

Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.

The point is to show who is the cross and who the crucified.

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Real love, the Bible says, instinctively desires permanence.

The pure love of one soul can offset the hatred of millions.

I have a strong marriage, and my wife and I love each other.

A wife of your own stature is the greatest of all blessings.

Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.

A heart isn't something you get. It's something that's born.

Everything we do is either an act of love or a cry for help.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Pity the married couple who expect too much from one another.

I've noticed that people who get married cease to be curious.

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Partnership, not dependence, is the real romance in marriage.

What is marriage but prostitution to one man instead of many?

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

A man leads with his mind while a woman leads with her heart.

I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

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