This collection holds 11 toilet seat quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are J. K. Rowling, Zach Braff and Andy Warhol.

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We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat.

You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600.

If you want to play a cool punk club, that's great - but punk clubs don't have any toilet seats. After a while, little things like that become big issues.

Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to the toilet seat when she was seven. (Adron)

Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on a plane. Im certainly not going to go on somebodys lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?

I have always stated I designed the stadium as a toilet seat. I don't care if this is a great cultural event or a national symbol. It has nothing to do with me. It deals with the city.

When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this is what we should be doing. For everybody who uses it, it's like there's no goin' back.

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

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