I am the cool uncle!

Being an uncle brings me utter joy.

It's amazing. I love being an uncle.

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

I'm trying to be the best uncle I can be.

I want to be the cool uncle, the fun uncle.

I wasn't an Uncle Tom and I never was gonna be.

My uncle was a photographer for 'The Irish Times.'

My uncle has a VHS collection of over 20,000 films.

My dad, my uncle and my whole family loves football.

No family is complete without an embarrassing uncle.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher.

I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.

My uncle used to take me out at night shooting rabbits.

I used to sing songs and write with my uncle, Bill Owens.

My father has his master's degree. My uncle does as well.

I broke my uncle's toy as a kid and never told him about it.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains.

I want to be the best uncle possible, like any uncle wants to be.

My uncle and my grandfather both worked in the Brooklyn Navy Yard.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about.

As a child singer, I never sang a single track for my father or uncle.

My grandparents met each other in amateur theatre. My uncle is an actor.

An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons.

I felt no pressure that my grandfather was famous and my uncle was famous.

I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last.

My uncle was a second father to me. I spent most of my childhood with him.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

My uncle is a mechanic, and I wish I had paid more attention, but I never did.

I see my uncle as an idol, someone I have always looked up to as a footballer.

I lost a great uncle in World War II who was with the Royal Canadian Air Force.

My grandfather, father, and uncle were chefs, and my other uncle was a butcher.

Some days I'm Uncle Situation, other days I'm Dr. Situation, I'm Chef Situation.

When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy.

I have six siblings but grew up an only child. I was adopted by my aunt and uncle.

My uncle was almost hit by a sniper while dropping his son at basketball practice.

Growing up, my uncle had a snake and I always thought they were really interesting.

If 10 percent is good enough for the Lord, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam.

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.

I have an uncle in Jamaica who's an OG producer/songwriter over there, Mikey Bennett.

A few years later, my Uncle David took me to the Earle Theatre to hear Duke Ellington.

I had an uncle who adored Al Green. He was white, but he only listened to black music.

I still see Prince George as my nephew, and I just want to be the best uncle possible.

I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.

My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious.

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