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It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!