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What do women want? Shoes.
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Funny
Shoes
Want
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Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.
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Buying
Shoes
Shopping
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Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
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Fats
Fit
Shoes
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What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.
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Broken
Broken Hearted
Shoes
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Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.
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Sports
High Heels
Shoes
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Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
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Important
Might
People
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Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.
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Cuisine
Shoes
World
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How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes.
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Pair Of Shoes
Pairs
Shoes
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Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.
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Matter
No Matter What
Thinking
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I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.
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Invited
Staff
Want
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Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.
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Magazines
Show Me
Singles
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The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.
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Earth
Shoes
Your Boyfriend
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Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.
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Men
Shoes
Wonderful
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... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?
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Running
Army
Knives
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Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.
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Planning
Would Be
Years
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Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.
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Age
May
Thinking
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In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.
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Yoga
Boys
Dog
Writing
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It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you don't expect your shoes or your beaded bag to help you make decisions.
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Husband
Play
Thinking
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People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.
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People
Shoes
Silly
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How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a car around a showroom. And those little mirrors? That's so you can tell how your cat is going to like your shoes. The real way to tell how shoes fit is how badly you want them.
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Cat
Mirrors
Real
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The most important thing, of course, is that you should look more stunning than you have ever looked in your life. How many excuses do you have to wear a dress bigger than anyone else's, at a party just for you, where everyone has to burst into tears from how gorgeous you look while you prance around in front of them? Remember, your lifelong happiness depends on this one article of clothing. If it doesn't look good, you're not a bride. You're just some idiot in a big white thing - a color unflattering to about 93 percent of the population.
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Color
Party
White
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By about a week before the big day, you will have received less than half of your invitation response cards. Panic sets in when it occurs to you that everyone invited will actually show up. You couldn't have made it easier for your guests. You have included a card that had boxes for 'will attend' or 'will not attend.' You included a pre-addressed, stamped envelope. How inconvenient could it be for them simply to check it off and drop it in in a mailbox? Very inconvenient. You, evil bride-to-be, are confronting two basic human fears. A terror of correspondence and the dread of decision-making.
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Decision
Evil
Two
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