This collection holds 589 knives quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Dave Barry, Mira Grant and D'arcy Wretzky.

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Never lick a steak knife.

Crazy gets all the knives.

I was known for throwing knives.

Run from a knife and rush a gun.

I seem to have excalibured this knife.

Prison is like high school with knives.

A woman's eyes cut deeper than a knife.

Remember, it is never the knife's fault.

They hit you with a knife, you find a gun

Don't touch my d**k, don't touch my knife.

Swords and knives make me feel vulnerable.

If I ever bore you, it'll be with a knife.

A kitchen without a knife is not a kitchen.

The knives of jealousy are honed on details.

It cuts like a knife, but it feels so right.

I can offer you only: this world like a knife

I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing

There never was a good knife made of bad steel.

Java is C++ without the guns, clubs and knives.

You're like a dull knife, it just ain't cutting.

A gossip is someone who's the knife of the party.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks.

War, war is still the cry,-"war even to the knife!"

A sharp knife cuts the quickest and hurts the least.

A well trained person needs only a knife to survive.

You made your own jean shorts...with a butter knife?

If you're good with a knife, you don't need your eyes.

Don't know about my knives, but my gun's made of pain.

There was a hand in the darkness, and it held a knife.

Heaven has fashioned a knife of irony to stab me with.

Dr. Warthrop chopped off my finger with a butcher knife.

I love black lingerie and white shoes, and I love knives.

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

His fine wit Makes such a wound, the knife is lost in it.

If you want to kill yourself, do not use us as your knife.

The hand that wields the knife shall never wear the crown.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

Love is, that you are the knife which I plunge into myself.

No? Part girl, part wolf? Do they lick their butter knives?

It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.

Violence of the tongue is very real- sharper than any knife.

Put not your Knife to your mouth unless it be to eat an Egge.

Daimonds are a girls best friend- they're sharper than knives

Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.

One had a knife. But I had a staff and was trained to use it.

If I can wheedle A knife or a needle, Why not a Silver Churn?

Champagne had the taste of an apple peeled with a steel knife.

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

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