My mum's parents were from Ireland, my dad's mum was American-Irish.

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing.

Follow your deepest dream, the one you had as a kidbut stay focused.

I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons.

As an action director I always try to bring something fresh and new.

Kids these days don't know as much about music as they think they do

I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

Our music, you either get it or you don't. There's no middle ground.

Depressed, anxious, sad, frightened? Yes. But I've never been bored.

The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor.

I was a bit challenged when I was younger to stay on the right path.

I can't see how I'd learn to be a better actor from reading reviews.

If you're not buying recycled products, you're not really recycling.

The first thing I ever saw Bradley Cooper in was 'Wedding Crashers.'

My life is just a series of mistakes and regrets of varying degrees.

I never drove in England. I rode bicycles. So driving is terrifying.

My favorite film is probably the finale - 'Deathly Hallows: Part 2'.

I love Nakamura, but it's a transition for anybody who comes to WWE.

I'm not prepared for holding office any more than I think Arnold is.

We knew that you don't get to be world champions without a struggle.

I don't think we can be entirely happy seeing such misery around us.

When times are difficult, I tell myself, 'I'm just passing through.'

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

I don't want to be the 'spice' added to a show. I'm not a condiment!

You don't need other people to affirm that you're a valuable person.

If I do three movies in a year, I don't feel like acting ever again.

It got a little boring I guess, playing the same note over and over.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

I was voted by my high school senior class as most likely to recede.

I don't think you get many chances to break the mold of who you are.

If you don't have personal goals, you're controlled by those who do.

I've had a very good life and a very good career. I have no regrets.

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life.

Do your duty as an American, and as a citizen of the galaxy... Vote!

Once in a while it can be a bit disconcerting to be so recognisable.

I think some parts of the American justice system have gone haywire.

I went to Samuel Ayer High School, which is now Milpitas High Schoo.

Gotta love speaking to the mother. What a unique and adorable woman.

I have tales to tell, but I don't tell them. Discretion. Discretion.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

I really don't care if people know who I am or what's said about me.

Tate University - A large football stadium, with a college attached.

There's something very edgy about Bill Murray out there improvising.

I've always had that overweening desire to be liked by the audience.

I've always done magic as a hobby. I've done it professionally, too.

I've never been more comfortable in a part than with Colonel Potter.

A child's kiss is magic. Why else would they be so stingy with them?

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

Don't let anyone ever make you feel you don't deserve what you want.

I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple; its loneliness.

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